Our Growing Giant

Is he twelve weeks, or sixteen years old? You tell me . . .

• He wears size 24m socks as a newborn. 
• He gives his leading lady [aka: mom] a gigundo, week-long  hickey.
• He grows like a weed & eats like it's his full.time.job.
• He refuses to do his homework [tummy time]. 
• His favorite place is lounging on the LoveSac.
• He is happiest when rockin' out in his birthday suit. 
• He stays in bed from 11:00pm-11:00am, only waking to grab a few midnight snacks.
• He would eat out every day if his parents let him ;) Bring this kiddo inside of a Red Robin and he'll smile and flirt with the waitresses until closing time.
• He kisses with equal parts love & slobber. 
• He has a mini mustache and is growing hair in new places [...on top of his big, bald head]. 
• His strong willed personality knows exactly what he wants, when he wants it, and you bet you won't hear the end of it if things aren't going his way.
• He farts louder than dad - with no shame & all smiles.
• He likes cheering on the Dawgs with dad.
• He has a knack for speed & only enjoys riding in the car if he's traveling over 40mph.
• He suffers from a terrible case of f.o.m.o [fear of missing out]. If there's a party or a conversation going on in the neighborhood, Parker would appreciate an invitation.